According to my mother's DNA test, she is 3% Sub-Saharan African, which makes me 1.5% black. Sweet-ass.
Also, eating bacon apparently raises the colon cancer risk by like 21%.
:(
Sad pandaz.
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I hope there are comfy chairs.
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Did your dad get a DNA test? You might be more than 1.5!
Even if you're only 1.5% black, you can still say, "I may be only 1.5% black, but I'm 1.5% black where it counts!"
Or something.
By the way, have you heard the Forbidden Broadway parody of Into the Woods, "Into the Words"? It's pretty okay.
I was just really happy with all the stuff they did with it, for once, Marge and Ned were real characters instead of gags. I mean often Marge is a real character, but you don't get to take Ned seriously much in the show.
That and Bart getting honestly drunk in the hotel room. It was such a good movie!
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